Hi. I've been working as a professional organ grinder and belong to the organ grinders union. I have a monkey that I work with and I'd like to include him in the lineup. He can't sing, but I've trained him to bang a tambourine and can get by on the harmonica as long as I fill the holes with banana. However, he can be a bit tempermental. At those times the monkey needs to be spanked. Then he usually falls asleep, which is why I feed him caffiene tablets.
I'm looking to play classic rock and blues. The less chords the better as my organ can only play in the keys of E, Bb, D#, Bm and Fsus. The monkey'll work for peanuts but, I'm a Pisces, and I work for scale.
I think we can really rock the house with such classics as..."afternoon delight", "muskrat love", "convoy", "sugar sugar", "feelings", "horse with no name"...(anything by grand funk railroad!) as well as some kickass blues like "knock on wood", "mustang sally" and "you light up my life".
So while I wait for the offers to come pouring in, I'll be polishing my organ and playing with my monkey.